.
I work
for a Christian radio network, one of the largest in the country.
I
hesitate to name it because, though raised in a Christian home, I spent an
awful lot of time wandering around blind and lost, did a lot of crazy and not
very spiritual stuff and don’t want my current employer’s reputation sullied or
marred by the mistakes of my past. I wouldn’t want to be let go either,
although I suppose that wouldn’t happen unless I suddenly resorted to those old
ways someday while on the clock. Not that there are any perfect people working
anywhere, I just think that here we’re
probably held to a higher standard. Yet unfortunately, even now, I’m still not
there yet.
But
that’s not the point of this essay.
In
fact, although I’ve worked in a lot of different places and d.j’d within the
confines of a handful of contrasting formats in secular radio, playing
Christian music and working in a Christian radio outlet was never on my radar.
It was neither my ambition nor desire. However, God must really have a wonderful
sense of humor because that’s exactly where He’s put me and where I’m at now.
I never
planned to stay here though. This was just another stop in a long and varied
broadcast career; a stepping stone on my way to somewhere or something else. Someplace
better. But I guess the joke’s still on me, because during 2010 I became a ten
year employee. Ten years on the job. In the transient world of radio, that just
doesn’t happen; it certainly doesn’t happen very often. But I’ve spent a decade
of my life at this place. Amazing.
But
who’d a thought? I didn’t, anyway.
When I
was hired in March of 2000, the original position, though in programming, was a
support job and in the background. Not my first choice. I was a jock; I’d
always been on the air. However, out of work for six months and without a lot
of prospects in the fire, beggars can’t be choosers. And when I saw the job
description on the website, though the guys who hired me didn’t seem to be
begging for me in particular to fill the opening, it sure read like
maybe they were.
They were
looking for someone with at least five years’ experience, could write copy, could
do production, run the board, announce and had overseeing experience. Umm,
that’d be me, me, me, me, me and me. I’d done all that stuff. It was like somebody had designed the perfect
job for me.
Maybe
someone had…
Anyway,
when I was hired, they called me a programming assistant. That’s what the title
said on the business cards they gave me. But the position seems to have always
been in flux. It never stayed the same very long, and just when I’d get
comfortable in a certain role, they’d increase the work load, or move me into a
different role- all under that same catch all of a programming assistant. I
didn’t care, though. I was always busy and the checks always cleared. (There’ve
been a few places I worked where that simple transaction wasn’t always a given.
The ol’ don’t-cash-this-till-Monday- or
until you hear otherwise mode of doing business).
During
my first five years, at various points I’d edited phone calls for air play,
produced sweepers for air play, filled in on the air, oversaw the weekend crew,
and wrote copy for spots and the monthly magazine the ministry published until
recently. But then I was moved into a completely different position, the one
I'm in currently, and, except for sales, the last department I ever saw myself
working in, in radio. I’m doing traffic and continuity; or scheduling spots for
the network and the 200 or so affiliates that carry us.
In some
ways, the work isn’t quite as taxing, but in other ways it’s been really,
really hard on me too. For over 20 years, my vocational identity was shaped and
defined by what I did on the air. It’s why I got into radio in the first place.
But though I’ve come to accept that my role at this large radio network is
never going to be what it was when I was in commercial radio, I always thought
I’d remain in the higher visibility end of the business; if not on the air then
producing things that played on the
air. However, now I’m basically just doing data entry.
I
shouldn’t say just data entry,
though, because there’s a lot of it, it’s super important to what we do and
important that someone competent is doing it. They trust me to hold up my end,
and, after five years of it, so far, so good. However, never a stand-out jock,
just one that people knew from being on the radio every day, as an ex-jock, I
can’t deny that my ego (such as it is) has taken a bit of a punch to the gut.
It hasn’t been the easiest of transitions stepping into a role that isn’t
exactly in the forefront of why people turn on the radio, and performing tasks
that hardly anybody even notices- unless you make a mistake somewhere. Then you
get noticed; but not in such a good way.
However,
I still work in programming, I’m still in radio and I still get paid for it.
Which, even in a roundabout way, is exactly what I set out to do all those
years ago. So what if I’m doing something I didn’t necessarily sign up for? You can’t always get to do what you want, to
paraphrase the old song. More often than not, stagnation is bad, change is good
and the only guarantee life comes with is that, sooner or later, it will end. Once
more, though, none of that stuff is the point of this essay. However for point
of record, it does establish that I’ve been working at the same place for ten
years. And this past Friday those of us who met that criteria, were briefly
honored during out yearly Employee Recognition Banquet.
And, at
last; that’s the point of the essay.
I’ve
known for weeks this night was coming. And I’ve been to enough of these
functions to know I’d probably have to go up on stage at some point and receive
a plaque. Which is all cool; our company does this stuff up really nice and
makes a nice presentation out of it. They treat everyone well, but on these special
nights they make a bit of a fuss over the milestone employees- the five, ten,
fifteen year and beyond team members. So it's no surprise what was going to
happen. It’s just that, for the past six weeks, I’ve been dreading it.
Even
though there was nothing to it.
I wouldn’t
have to say anything or do anything unnatural- just walk up on stage, pick up
my award and walk off. Easy as cake. And I was dreading it. I guess I didn’t
want to do it because as far back as I can remember, anytime little Rocket was
put in the spotlight it was always a very difficult thing to handle. I’d do
anything to avoid it- which, I know, seems very counter-intuitive since just
three paragraphs ago I was lamenting my lack of current, and likely future,
broadcast visibility. Oy; sometimes I’m so inconsistent.
But as
a kid, I was expected to be seen, not heard, shine, don’t bring attention to
myself, yet look good nonetheless. And whatever “look good’ meant, I never got
there without some sort of fight or argument with someone bigger and older.
Even when it was just relatives or cousins coming over, there was this
underlying ‘expectation’ to live up to something. And whatever it was, I’m not
sure I ever quite met it, at least not without a lot of shouting and
in-fighting. Though I always had fun with my cousins, the lead-up to their
arrival was not something I generally looked forward to.
So I
hated being singled out for anything. It never meant anything good.
In
school, unless we had desk assignments, I'd always try and sit in the back of
the room so the teacher wouldn’t notice me, or spot me easily. That didn’t always
work out so well though because no matter where you sat, the teacher always had
your name written down on a seating chart which, whenever the threat of being
called on in class came around, left me pretty much with no place to escape.
Though I usually knew the answers, I also knew I’d have to stand and deliver
and everyone would be looking at me. It terrified me. On those days I could
feel my knees shake until either my turn had passed or the teacher had moved on
to something else. I hated getting called on.
I
wasn’t in a lot of school productions either, because I was shy and wouldn’t
volunteer, even though when I got roped into them, I usually did okay. Or okay
enough that it wasn’t the worst experience ever, or the end of the world. But
because of the inner terrors of having to be “out there” it was an experience I
couldn’t enjoy. I think that's really too bad because I probably jipped
myself out of having a good time. I was fine when it was over, but by then, the
enjoyment factor had decreased significantly, and then it was too late to savor
the experience.
Then
there were the dreads that accompanied getting new clothes or a haircut,
because- again- the other kids would notice and pay more attention to me than I
wanted or was used to. The guys would make wise about my ears getting
lowered or laugh because I was wearing something different than my Snoopy
sweatshirt or holy jeans. Though the teasing was usually mild- much less than I
feared- and I was in familiar surroundings and among friends, on those days I
felt as out of place and alienated as if I’d just got in from the other side of
the planet. It was awful.
But in
high school I played freshman baseball, and JV and varsity soccer in front of
crowds. Okay, these “crowds“ were generally a group of not less than 15 not more than 50. They
didn’t bother me, though. I usually ignored them, concentrating on the game. And
I played hockey in front of small gatherings too. Shoot, there were close to a hundred people at my only All-Star game.
That didn’t bother me either. I guess the team atmosphere, the safety in
numbers thing, muted the fear of failure. Or at least block it out. Except for
striking out (which was more than a rare occurrence) unless I really screwed something up, in a team
game it’d be hard to spot me much at all, so I wasn’t all that concerned about
the few souls who showed up to watch me play. My focus was the game.
Yet all
that aside, generally scared to death of my own shadow, of being noticed or having
people pay any attention to me at all, what profession do I choose? Why, of
course, broadcasting. Talk on the radio to thousands of people for 4 to 5 hours
every day. Naturally. It’s a perfect fit. Just what any vocational counselor
would recommend, and exactly what any other self-conscious bashful boy does,
right?
Ummmm…..wild
guess? Probably not.
But
against my own not-so-better-judgment, as well as all odds, and once I got past
the fear and got the hang of it, truth be told it was actually pretty easy. I
was in a small room and by myself most of the time. Nobody could see me. From
there it became all theater of the mind. Nobody knew what I looked like so I
couldn’t possibly be a disappointment – unless Mom was around. Or I had to do
something out in public. That part was scary. So I limited those opportunities
or would only do them on Halloween when I could go in costume. Left alone or
incognito, I can do great things. Having to actually show myself, well, I
always perceived that as a recipe for failure or humiliation.
But
here’s a dirty little secret. Even under those conditions, I didn’t fail. I
wasn't humiliated. When I met listeners, they seemed to like me. At least when
they said, Oh, you don’t look at all like
you sound”, they generally meant it as a compliment. That was my take,
anyway. They seemed to have been accepting me at face value. Friends in and out
of my profession accepted me at face value, too. Almost everything I set out to
do or accomplish in my career, I’ve been blessed to have done it successfully;
even with this face, this voice and this persona. So I should enjoy a little
recognition now and then, shouldn’t I?
I dunno
because Friday night, as I waited through two hours of eating and entertainment
and music and mingling, I wanted to be anywhere but there. Negatively
anticipating hearing my name called to go up on stage, I felt my heart
racing at about a mile a minute and I wanted to race home.
Earlier
in the day, though, I’d been given the opportunity to opt-out. I didn’t necessarily
have to go up and receive my award. They’d just give it to me at my desk next
week. It was an offer almost too good to pass up. But for some reason, I
declined. I guess, citing a chance to get “out of my comfort zone” I talked
myself into walking that last mile. But as it got closer to 9 pm, I was
beginning to regret making that choice.
The
auditorium was huge, and with all the regional employees in town as well for
this special evening, the place was packed. I don’t know how many people for
sure but I’m guessing there were 4-500 in attendance. Or 800 to a thousand
eyes. And they’d all be looking at me-
and laughing- and mocking, just like I thought as a little boy. Of course it
wasn't true. Never has been. But it’s what I was thinking as I mentally counted
down the minutes until my group would be recognized.
Fortunately-
and don't tell anyone- during the course of the evening, I’d been self-medicating.
Just in case. Alcohol wasn’t being served, but I brought along one of my
anti-depressants, a med that always makes me feel, if nothing else, kind of drowsy. Drowsy
equals calm and calm is what I needed to be when it was time to head to the
stage area. I took that upon arrival, and then later, half a Benadryl. And as
time went on, the two meds working together began to render me mellow enough to,
hopefully, get through what was coming.
And I
guess it worked. Or something did because as I joined the other ten people
celebrating ten years of service, calm came over me. But it wasn’t the calm
produced by the medicine. I could tell. This was different because more than
calm, I felt at peace- the peace that passes all understanding. Instantly I
knew it’d been stupid to take my pills- all they’d done was dull my senses- and
instantly I knew someone had been praying for me. And I knew it’d been someone, because in the chaos of just
getting through the evening without throwing up I knew it hadn’t been me.
So who
was it? The people at our table- all friends who knew I’d been this
close to weenieing out? Maybe the lovely Amy. Or maybe it was just God
Himself covering me with his reassuring presence because whatever effect the
meds had had on me, it was gone. And
I knew it. I was fully alert and aware of everything going on around me. I felt
relaxed and okay. My pulse was normal and I was ready. And it had nothing to do
with the medication but everything to do with Jesus. Then the time came. Six
weeks of worrying about the future and this night, had at last come down to now.
My name was called. I went up, got my plaque shook a few hands.
And
then, literally, I sprinted off the stage.
Though we’d
all been instructed to walk, like hurrying to catch up with a departing
bus, I ran. I forgot all about how calm I was and how God was right there with
me, and darted right off the stage. Must've looked ridiculous, too. I ran
like a dinosaur was after me. Like I’d been caught stealing. Like I’d just peed
my pants. And then it was over. I didn't hear if anyone applauded. I don’t
remember who I talked to on stage, I don’t even remember being up there. All I
know is, it was over.
I got
some high fives on the way back to my table, but it was over. My ten seconds in
the sun had come and gone and like all the other great moments and events
in my life, I’d worried about it so much, I missed it. Oh I was there. I wasn't
mocked or spat on, jeered, judged or had any other horrible thing I'd imagined
happen. But as with just about everything else for me that seemed hard, when
the time came to face and overcome it, though I did it, it all happened so fast
I missed the moment. Or missed being in
the moment. For sure I missed much of the significance.
But
that will come. Writing about it helps. Getting feedback from others will help.
And
though the fear factor robbed me of recalling much of what
I "accomplished" Friday night, it doesn't always have to be that
way. Though its true I don’t want to do any more of these out-of-the-box
things, I think I need to; at least, every once and awhile.
Friday
night should have been fun. But it wasn’t that way until it was almost over. And
I don’t think that’s how God intends life to be. As far back as I can remember,
though, that’s how I’ve been doing it; I’ve been doing life backwards. It
shouldn’t be that way. And I don't want to do that anymore. Besides the
plaque I took home Friday night, going forward I want to try and take a
little different attitude with me, too- that life’s not always going to be a
party, but when you’re at one, it’s okay to act like it. Duh.
As I
get later into my life and career, these times to be in the spotlight are going
to be fewer and farther between. I should treasure them. I want
to treasure them! I don’t want to get to the end of my life and only then realize there was gain with some of
that pain. I want to remember some pleasure came with it, too; that there was
joy. That it was fun!
So I
want to thank the Academy….actually I want to thank God and my employer for
treating me to a moment in the sun Friday night, a moment to feel special, a
moment to feel important. I needed that. Everybody needs that. And , not to sound
selfish, but even if these things tend to terrify me or I feel unworthy of
them, I hope there’s more of them to come. Not just in my career,
but every day. That’d be awesome. Yet
even if there aren't, I had this one.
And, as
it turns out, this one was pretty cool...at least, from what I've been told.
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